Thursday, June 28, 2007

Du Fongule! (That's Italian)



Hey everyone, how's it going?DUDE, i just watched IDLE HANDS (which i got from Netflix) and the movie is flippin' awesome! I love it. It's a funny horror about this guy who is a total lazy ass and pothead, who gets his hand possessed by the Devil. His hand then goes around killing a bunch of people, including his parents and his two best friends (one of which being Seth Green). It also features The Offspring, which is totally badass and friggin hillarious. And they cant act, which makes it even better. Sadly, Dexter Holland bites the dust (which is also hillarious) but not until they all get to preform the cover "I Wanna Be Sedated" and their song "Beheaded." Both very good. I'm likin' this Netflix thing. If you guys have any good movies in mind, please, let me know.Hmm, i'm bored. I wanna do something fun. What would be something fun...something really fun. I wanna do something out of reutine...i'm getting tired of my reutine! BLAH.Here's a random song:Mommy doesn't have a head any moreKeep it underneath my bed on the floorWell that's alright, man that's OKShe never really used her head anywayDaddy called me a stupid boyBet he wont say that any moreCause the way his body is severed tooHis vocal cords are gonna be hard to useBeheaded, watch him squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesWatch my girl friend come to the doorChop off her head, she falls to the floorNow watching my baby's jugular blowReally makes my motor goWrap a towel round the bloody stumpTake my baby's body to the city dumpThen wipe the mess off the bloody axeScoop all the fears into my pull-up sackBeheaded, watch her squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesAll my collection, adorns my room on bedroom pollsUse to be a little, but a little got more and moreNow I'm craving yoursNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headFind another victim for my machinePut 'em in a home-made guillotineBlade falls, gonna need a casketWatch your head plop in a wicker basketLeave the house at a quarter to fourCome back with sixteen or moreCause the more I walk, the more I seeI got a funny feeling coming over meBeheaded, watch you squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes~Beheaded by The Offspring

4 comments:

rairbirdcentlal49yahoocom said...

wow, gruesome....supercool. Glad you enjoyed Idle Hands, thats one I'll have to see at some point. I know what you mean about doing something fun and out of the normal routine, especially cause i had nothing to do today. Damn challee......

ridlnawaher said...

You dirty little boy. I'm appalled! Ok, so maybe i'm not. Damn, why does halloween have to be so far off, hahahahahahahahhahaha. oh, btw, you're hott.

aeetempcemorrre said...

hahaha, yes, although that was kinda routine. Man, i sooooo wanna get out of King George...hell, why not viginia....that would be totally awesome. *sigh* if only

meritlibson019 said...

that is just fucked up. funny, but fucked.