Du Fongule! (That's Italian)

Hey everyone, how's it going?DUDE, i just watched IDLE HANDS (which i got from Netflix) and the movie is flippin' awesome! I love it. It's a funny horror about this guy who is a total lazy ass and pothead, who gets his hand possessed by the Devil. His hand then goes around killing a bunch of people, including his parents and his two best friends (one of which being Seth Green). It also features The Offspring, which is totally badass and friggin hillarious. And they cant act, which makes it even better. Sadly, Dexter Holland bites the dust (which is also hillarious) but not until they all get to preform the cover "I Wanna Be Sedated" and their song "Beheaded." Both very good. I'm likin' this Netflix thing. If you guys have any good movies in mind, please, let me know.Hmm, i'm bored. I wanna do something fun. What would be something fun...something really fun. I wanna do something out of reutine...i'm getting tired of my reutine! BLAH.Here's a random song:Mommy doesn't have a head any moreKeep it underneath my bed on the floorWell that's alright, man that's OKShe never really used her head anywayDaddy called me a stupid boyBet he wont say that any moreCause the way his body is severed tooHis vocal cords are gonna be hard to useBeheaded, watch him squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesWatch my girl friend come to the doorChop off her head, she falls to the floorNow watching my baby's jugular blowReally makes my motor goWrap a towel round the bloody stumpTake my baby's body to the city dumpThen wipe the mess off the bloody axeScoop all the fears into my pull-up sackBeheaded, watch her squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesAll my collection, adorns my room on bedroom pollsUse to be a little, but a little got more and moreNow I'm craving yoursNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headFind another victim for my machinePut 'em in a home-made guillotineBlade falls, gonna need a casketWatch your head plop in a wicker basketLeave the house at a quarter to fourCome back with sixteen or moreCause the more I walk, the more I seeI got a funny feeling coming over meBeheaded, watch you squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes~Beheaded by The Offspring

WHOS READY FOR VACATION?!

I AM I AM!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!!....sadly it is only january and the next vacation is a ways away. But that gives me time to get "toned," right Ronnie. Hmmm....my goal, i think, is to be strong enough to kick you males' ASSES! Hmm...that would be nice...so much power..muwhahahaha...*evil laugh*...muwhahahaha. eh hem, anyways...got a little carried away... But everyone just wait, i was pumped up over the summer, i'm gunna be even more pumped up now...but not too much, dont wanna look like a man. NO WAY. hahaha....eh hem...damit, getting carried away again...BLAHLets see....what did I do today?...hmm...well, i went to school...damn mondays...then i went to the play practice...then i hung out in my car *cough* then i called the base pool and i should be getting an interview by the end of this week, which means i should be getting a job by the end of next week, now isnt that totally badass or what. And i get paid good....better than baggin groceries or something like that ya know...HAHAHAH, i mean...what? sorry sorryRight, well i'm bored...as usual. I didnt get to work out today cuz my mom made me baby sit...she should be back at like 8:30 or so...damn. I get irritable when i dont exercise, hahaha...i need to stop talking about how irritable i get. But it IS true that exercising helps your stress levels and makes you happy...so GO EXERCISE! Gotta go in the basement tomorrow or something and do some crunches and weights. Then i need to go swimming eventually and jogging. Jogging is always good, but its gunna be really hard since i havnt went jogging for months...my lazy ass needs to get off of the couch.So who likes my background? It's gunna be my halloween costume for next year, but i'll have a top on, no worries, hahahahahaha. I'm sure many of you would be horrified at the thought, so dont even think about it, cuz it aint happenin'! YAY!

Aloha

*Sigh* Me bored. My mom is making me go swim laps with my sister today. I know I need to...i really do, but I look retarted cuz I havnt done real lap swimming since 7th grade. My sister on the other hand is on the swim team at her school. I'm more of an underwater swimmer than a lap swimmer, so laps dont come naturally....but i'm really outta shape, so i really need to do this. Hopefully no one will be looking....oi vey.People annoy me....and they really shouldnt. Lately little things that people do, just habbit or quirks, really annoy me. Hopefully it's just a fase. They cant help it, and they arnt doing anything really wrong or odd, but some reason it gets to me. Unusual. Whatever.I'm kinda thinking again about my desire to go into psycology in college. We were talking about how long it takes and what kind of work you need to do in my psy. class on Fri. Then I started thinking that if i went that direction it would make me think too make and be paranoid. I've heard about people who become doctors or psychiatrists begin to become hypocondriacs (sp?) because they start thinking they have the symtoms and all that. I think I would be prone to doing that, and I dont want to waist my time thinking I'm mentally ill...speacially if I am. So now I have to go looking for a nother career path, just in case i completely change my mind. I need to find something i'm interrested in, and I wont get bored and not finish work that it requires...cuz i do that. I need something that keeps me motivated. And something that is stable.....what could that possibly be?!

Another day in the life of Hailey.....

Hey guys, if I've seemed to be acting weird (i mean, more than normal) like irritable or a little too annoying, i appologize...i think it may be PMS...and if that's too much info, i dont care, i'm just letting you know just in case you feel i'm being a total bitch...cus i cant control it at the moment, so DEAL! It will be all over soon, dont worry.Man, i am super bored....i seriously think i have ADD or ADHD, i cant pay attention to a damn thing, or stay still for that matter. It's crazy.....too many thoughts in my head at one time. I cant focus at all. Do others feel the same way sometime? It's hard to do or say anything right. I'll be talking and in mid sentence, i'll zone out and think of another topic...sometimes causing my sentence to not make any sense. Just think how it is when someone else is talking to me.....Its pissing me off, i need something to fix it man....

Mulah!

I need money, yes i do, i need money, how bout you.i am still waiting for my damn interview for the lifeguarding job. I need the damn money, i'm broke and there are things i need to buy. This is not cool. Please feel free to make a donation to the Hailey foundation. Any money you could give would be greatly appreciated. Help a poor child in need....Eh hem, yes.Anyways, my poor ass self feels like crap still. maybe i need to sleep in, go to school late or something.....something like that....or just cuddle with Nashipoo...eh hem, er, i mean what?!BTW, if any of you know the title and the artist of the song that has the lyrics "money money money money....moooney" please let me know. it;s the song thats on the apprentice.

Oi with the Poodles already

Oi, i feel fat. This christmas and caught up to me. I need to start working out again. Who wants to join me. I'm gunna try to get all in shape for the senior trip. That would be badass! "We will PUMP..YOU UP!" hmm, i cant wait for the trip, thats gunna be fun.But as of now, i still feel tubby....damn.Oi, i'm already tired of school. it's time for spring break. yup, good stuff. then the trip, then prom, then senior skip day....great line up, eh?hmm....me bored."Look at the stars,Look how they shine for you,And everything you do,Yeah, they were all yellow.I came along,I wrote a song for you,And all the things you do,And it was called "Yellow."So then I took my turn,Oh what a thing to have done,And it was all "Yellow."Your skinOh yeah, your skin and bones,Turn into something beautiful,You know, you know I love you so,You know I love you so.I swam across,I jumped across for you,Oh what a thing to do.Cos you were all "Yellow,"I drew a line,I drew a line for you,Oh what a thing to do,And it was all "Yellow."Your skin,Oh yeah your skin and bones,Turn into something beautiful,And you know for you,I'd bleed myself dry for you,I'd bleed myself dry.It's true, look how they shine for you,Look how they shine for you,Look how they shine for, Look how they shine for you,Look how they shine for you,Look how they shine.Look at the stars,Look how they shine for you,And all the things that you do."~Coldplay-"Yellow"

Back to School

Well, back to school tomorrow....goooooodie. And dammit, i feel like crap. I've got a damn cold YET AGAIN and i am very uncomfortable. On top of that, i get bitched out again by my mom.....i never get a break. And i feel like the late Mr Dangerfield.....i get no respect. i've got to get out of here...i feel like my brain is being crushed with the stress this family causes me....uhhgg. Misery loves company, so who else feels like shit!?Anyways, i hope everyone had a jolly holliday and a wonderful new year to all of you...hope no one gets the flu

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

happy new year everyone! It's my graduation year....hoooolllllyyyy crap. What the hell am i gunna do with my life. I've got nothing planned. I mean, yes, i'm going to college....but where? I need to get out of this house, i need to get out on my own...at least more so than i am now. So with that in mind....IS ANYONE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE, possibly starting the end of this school year or the beginning of the next for college?I'm a girl who is almost 18 and who wouldnt get in the way and is pretty flexible w/ people, meaning i dont care if you're retarted, cuz so am i.Eh hem....right. so again, Happy New Year everyone!

AHH! Where'd my hair go?!

Well guess what everyone! I chopped my hair off. Well, dont thank just me....Sami was involved (after the professional took off 6 in....Sami added 6 more). It is now to my sholders. No one else seems really that shocked ...besides my mom, she was pissed. But yeah. So that's been whats up pretty much. Nothing really going on.South Park is on TV at the moment. I like South Park. Cartman and Kenny are my faves.Ronnie....We do NOT show too much PDA. :-DNathaniel(new name NATO...easier to type and kinda funny).....ur gay, shut up.Peace out hommies

Day After Christmas....

Damn, i'm glad that's over. Whew. So...now i feel fat. Too much naughty foods...but they are so yummy. I'm gunna exercise today. And tomorrow I'm gunna do something, but i cant say what it is, cuz it's a surprise for those who wont see me till later, hahahaha. But i'll also try to finally get a job at the pool...stupid thing has been closed all weekend."I'm on the second floorwith a lock on my dorrI'm looking at a picture of your faceThe last time I lookedYou were looking really goodBut some how pictures fadeWe're on the phoneWe're all aloneAnd that just ain't good enoughI go around the worldToo see your face'Cause that just ain't good enoughSo I'm just kicking itI'm counting the daysI hardly can wait for us to hang outI'm really missing it in so many waysI anticipate us making outSip my morning tea But you're not next to meHere goes another dayAnd driving in my carI wonder how you areWhile our favorite music playsThe flowers arrive to my surpriseBut that just ain't good enoughAnd I got the note, It gave me hopeBut that just ain't good enoughSoon you'll be here with meSoom you'll be right here with meI'm with myf riends till the night endsBut that just ain't good enoughAnd honestly you can trust beBut that just ain't good enoughSo I'm just kicking itI'm counting the daysI hardly can wait for us to hang outI'm really missing it in so many waysI anticipate us making out"~No Doubt-"Making Out"

MERRY CHRISTMAS

"outside the carolers start to singI can't describe the joy they bringCause joy is something they don't bring meMy girlfriend is by my sideFrom the roof are hanging sickles of iceTheir whiny voices get irritatingIt's christmas time againSo i stand with a dead smile on my faceWondering how much of my time they'll wasteOh god, i hate these satan's helpersAnd then i guess i must have snappedBecause i grabbed the baseball batAnd made them all run for shelterIt's christmas time, againIt's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all yearI'm growing tired of all this christmas cheerYou people scare mePlease stay away from my homeIf you wanna get beat downJust leave the presents and let me be aloneWell, i guess it's not cool to freak on christmas eveCause the cops came and arrested meThey had an unfair advantageAnd even though the jail didn't have a treeChristmas came a night earlyCause a guy named bubba unwrapped my packageIt's christmas time, againIt's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all yearI'm growing tired of all this christmas cheerYou people scare mePlease stay away from my homeIf you wanna get beat downJust leave the presents and let me be aloneI won't be home, i won't be home for christmasI won't be home, i won't be home for christmas"~Blink 182- "I wont be home for christmas"Thats how i feel.DUDE! I got Shaun of the Dead. That movie is so kickass! Best zombie movie in my book. And what makes it even better....I GOT IT BEFORE NASH DID! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!MERRY CHRSITMAS LOSERS!

Winter Break

Well, winter break has begun and i'm already bored. I went to the mall in waldorf today, and that was stressful. I hate driving near malls, too much traffic. And i hate shopping, specially duing chrsitmas....too crowded and hecktic. It sucks. And what sucks even more is Nashipoo is off on vacation...blah. :-(but at least i have fight club....i need to start a fight club. I need to get a bunch of people to join too. I think i'm the perfect candidate for schizo too, so it's great. I'll be the psyco leader who beats myself up and tells everyone to cause michief and mayhem over the town. It would be awesome. WHO WANTS TO JOIN!?Eh hem...anyways. yes. Well, it doesnt look like it will be a white christmas this year...like every other year. Oh well. Man, christmas sucks. It's so depressing. Winter has the highest level of suicides than any other season. Cold weather sucks. Summer time is so much more fun. And i wouldnt be so pail in the summer...i look like a ghost. wow. Damn, i complain a lot...i should stop shouldnt i.Well alrightie, i guess this will do for today.

SNOW DAY! :-)

Heehee, Nashipoo...eh hem...Nash got me a bracelet for christmas. He's so sweet. I love it. heehee. As I'm sure as you can tell, today is a much better day than yesterday. It started off nice by school being cancled due to snow. So I got to sleep in...which makes me a little less cranky, which is always good. I then spent a large part of the day watching Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Ext. Edition) extras....and there were tons of them. After my time dedicated to LOTRs, I went with Nash to Best Buy to get some x-mas gifts. That was fun...finally got out of the house. Then we went strait to his house and watched part of Face off, which he also bought. Havnt watched that in a long time. Anyways, thats when he gave me the bracelet, so cute. *sigh* :-) *~Damn it's cold~* So yup, today was a good day. I liked it very much so.